You've probably heared me complaining about my shower lately. It hasn't been heating up... which has been a nightmare!!
Anyway, today, the Uni finally sent somebody to sort it out.
So, around 11am there's a knock on my door.
I'm still half asleep at this point, so I dragged myself from my bed to open the door, and there's this short smiling ginger guy stood there with a tool belt.
"Hello." I said. Wondering 'WTF!?' As nobody had informed me that someone was coming around to sort out my pipes. :-o
Anyway, it turns out that this short smiling ginger guy can't talk! So he communicates through lots of hand gestures and weird noises.
Now imagine trying to communicate "I am here to replace your shower knob, which should allow you to get hot water!" through hand gestures and weird noises. Exactly.
IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HERE TO OFFER ME A HANDJOB!!!
There's nothing that can really prepare you for opening your door to find a man there making enthusiastic handjob actions, with a merry face. I did not know what to say!!! I just stared at him... terrified!!!
I was thinking "He has GOT to be here to fix my shower... he MUST be here to fix my shower. He can't possibly be here peddaling foreplay!!"
So I took a huge leap of faith, and let him in.
I was quite thankful when he made straight for my bathroom.
If he'd made straight for anything else, I'd have screamed!!!
I am too young to be sexually assaulted by short smiling ginger men!!!
Besides, I wasn't quite in the mood for a handjob. I was happy with him just sorting out my shower's knob, and not my own, thankyou very much.
So yes. He fixed my shower. Then buggered off. He didn't attempt to put his hands down my pants or anything. RESULT!! And now I have a lovely hot shower to look forward to later. Life is divine!! ;D
Loki xxx
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