NEW. & Easily Influenced.

Wow. A new blog. A new chance to redeem myself...


Well, my name is Loki. I am VERY manly. I like to get into fights at bus stops. I have never straightened my hair in my life. I play football, and wrestle in mud. I drink beer for breakfast and sometimes I use power tools. As I said, I am VERY manly.It isn't very nice to meet you all, because I shun good manners in favour of robust activities, like roasting lion on a BBQ, and hunting in a bear skin. It keeps me fit.


I don't know why I'm keeping a diary here, because I cant even read!!! I only read pornography. But that is me. I would only like to know more about you, if you are large breasted, or equally as manly, and willing to spread some manlyness!!


Now I'm off to do your mother. Preferably against something manly, like a ... garage!


WHO AM I KIDDING!?


Ok. I lied to make friends. Sad fact is, I'm probably the most UNmanly guy you'll ever encounter. At least the most UNmanly STRAIGHT guy. But it's endearing!!! OK!? haha.

I love cheesy music, shameless self-indulgence, great literature, beautiful things, the ladies, big adventures, comedy, karaoake, general lazyness, basketball, stints of alcoholism, soliloquizing, vanity, travelling, history, musical theatre, Feigning intellectuality, cruising in my car, Popcorn... All the good stuff!



That's pretty much ME. I'm at University in the South of England, where I study english and live with my nine flatmates. My girlfriend is hott, and moody... and all those other crazy female stereotypes. I have a tendancy to emotionally cheat on her several times a day. Though never PHYSICALLY, so it's ok!! Aye? ;D
In the holidays I live with my dad, my step-mother, my half-sister, my half-brother, and my six year old daughter, in central London. Yeah, it's a long story. I'm sure I'll tell it someday. If you're lucky that is ;)

I've been lucky enough to live in a few places, namely England, Wales, NYC, and south New Jersey. I plan to marry an American girl, so I can steal her nationality, claim a VISA, and happily live in the Florida's until I'm old and decrepid! But shh!! haha.


I have a part-time job with long hours, rubbish pay and high-stres... but I ADORE it. & I am lucky enough to work with the most amazing people in my world. When I grow-up (LIKE THAT IS EVER GONNA HAPPEN! ;) ) I would like to be a Writer. And yellow. Like the Simpsons.




Talk to you soon; THE Loki x x x