[6] I've come to realise that...

Just thought I'd post this survey as it is getting late and I have nothing better to do! ;D



1.I've come to realize that my butt: will inevitably start to sag someday :(



2. I've come to realize that when I talk:
I find it hard to stop...


3. I've come to realize that, if I love someone: I stalk them until they give in.



4. I've come to realize that, I need: alcohol to get me through the day.



5. I've come to realize that my life: isn't quite as good as the lives on TV.



6. I've come to realize that, I hate it when: PEOPLE DON'T INDICATE WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING DRIVING!!



7. I've come to realize that, if I'm drunk: I dance like my dad.



8. I've come to realize that, marriage is: for old people!!



9. I've come to realize that my faults: are amusing to Bloop.




10. I've come to realize that, I'll always be: a bit shorter than I'd like to be.



11. I've come to realize that, I have a crush on: Anything that moves. WHY HAVEN'T MY HORMONES SETTLED DOWN YET!?



12. I've come to realize that, the last time I cried was: ... non-existant!! Big Strong men like me don't cry, yo!! ;)



13. I've come to realize that, my cell phone is: in need of a new ringtone. Having, "I'm bringing SEXY BACK" echoing from my ass at a bus stop is SO embarassing.




14. I've come to realize that, when I wake up in the morning: I am not actually alive, but in some ugly death-like-limbo, and have no IQ.



15. I've come to realize that, before I go to sleep at night:
I think too much about naked ladies.



16. I've come to realize that, right now I am thinking about:
Why the fuck I admitted to bloop that 'sexyback' is my ringtone!?



17. I've come to realize that, babies are:
the best contraceptive device ever. The simple sight of a whiny, mucky baby makes me wish to never have sex again. Just incase!!



18. I've come to realize that, when I get on Myspace:
I whore myself out to all and sundrie. And get sad when nobody seems to notice!


19. I've come to realize that, today:
is another chance to be an over-dramatic nuisance ;D



20. I've come to realize that, tonight I will:
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! Failing that? Tonight I will... be the epitome of procrastination, lazyness and mindless-self-indulgence.



21. I've come to realize that, tomorrow I will:
repeat the cycle.



22. I've come to realize that, I want to:
Break Free. Freddie Mercury style, yo!



23. I've come to realize that, the last txt msg i sent was:
a silly, "night night baby, love you lots, cant wait to see you again, mwah mwah mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxx" ensemble.




24. I've come to realize that the last person that called me was:
my grandma. To tell me about her night at a bar "with queers in it!" . "THANKS FOR THAT, NAN!!"



25. I've come to realize that the last txt msg I recieved was:
from my very sleep girlfriend, probably wishing I'd just shut up already and let her go to bed.



26. I've come to realize that I most regret:
that time I went to school ... commando.


27. I've come to realize that my parents:
were experimenting on me. As their eldest child.



28. I've come to realize that I miss:
being able to get away with wearing dungarees. They were the daaaays.



29. I've come to realize that I am:
best served NUDE. ;D



30. I've come to realize that, the person who is most likely to repost this:
will make a better job of it than I did.